i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch
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HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???
Can we get JKR on the phone ?
yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls
When he saves Harry, he saves Voldemort too.
↳ 9 characters + their name meanings
your thighs won’t touch if you have my head between them
this post will solve all insecurity issues i swear
i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever
for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
The cyberbullying section in my college book
that doesnt even sound like cyberbullying that sounds like theyre going to carpool
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.